ghettobooty76

This will be my last entry.


I am tired of people reading this journal and using it against me.


So... Bye.

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

a friend of mine has decided to post one inspirational comment per day... being the classy person that I am, I'm going to post one nasty ass word or phrase per day.

Today's nasty ass word: Yeasty

Use it in a sentence! Try not to throw up!

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO THE BEACH THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME! WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!








Can you tell i'm excited?

I really hate when people judge me without getting to know me. I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like me but I rather you hate the real me than hate the person you think I am.

I got into this discussion with this person who judged me on my view of sex. Yes, I am a sexual person, and I enjoy sex immensely. But that doesn’t mean that I am irresponsible when it comes to sex or that I’m some kind of whore.

I was also asked why I smoke w33d if I’m supposedly “happy” with my life. For me, smoking w33d is something fun. To me, it’s the same thing as going to a bar and having a few drinks with your friends. Which is why I RARELY smoke. It’s not something that I NEED to do all the time. It’s just something that I do every once and while to have some fun. Not because I’m utterly depressed or something.

Note to my “friend”: Just because we hung out a bit during my freshman year, doesn’t mean you know me. A lot of shit has happened since then.





I'm done ranting now.

My power went out last night b/c of the storm. It was the first time that I felt kinda weird in my apartment. As I lit some candles, I kinda wished I had a guy there who loved me and would snuggle with me.

Normally, I don’t get all sappy like that. DAMN THUNDERSTORMS!

Anyway. I had to work at wawa all weekend. So nothing too exciting happened.

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!

We are driving out to fuckin Michigan for a fuckin stupid ass wedding. I have to take two days off work for it. Pain in my ass! Oh well, what can ya do

I can't believe how fuckin wasted I got on friday. And in front of my coworkers!!!!!!! they've been really nice about it tho. saying that i didn't do anything too stupid. (i think they are just humoring me)

This weekend is gonna suck ass! Not only do I have to work at wawa, I have to help my boss move. Someone PLEASE come over and give me a massage on sunday night!!!!! b/c im gonna need it BAD!



PLEASE FILL THIS OUT!
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. Do you consider me a good friend?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Would you make a move on me?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1116331715dqc

Lots has happened since I last posted

Thursday Caitlin and me were supposed to go to dinner and see "Guess who". We went to dinner and then decided to give into our addiction to shopping. We blew soooo much money it’s not even funny.

Friday I hung out with Jeff. I haven’t seen him since….. who knows how long. The boy is becoming a priest! it was really nice seeing him again.

Saturday and Sunday I had to work at Wawa and then hung out with tiff.

Monday me, tiff, john, and Dooley went to lunch.

This friday i'm going to hershey park with Caitlin! I can't fucking wait! and scared at the same time. i'm afraid of rollercoasters (actually, all rides) but i'm gonna totally conquer my fears.

This weekend i might go to the beach but i'm not sure yet. it might rain all weekend so whats the point of going. OH! speaking of going to the beach. MY PARENTS SOLD THE OLD CONDO!!!! WOOOOOOO! we were worried for a quick min. settlement is sometime in june or something.

Aight, i'm out.

Wow. I’ve been ass busy lately.

This past weekend, I helped tiff move into her new apartment. We unloaded shit from two trucks in the rain. Tiff and I put together her desk and bookcase while her dad built her futon. Then we went to ikea and I pushed around a cart with a headboard, frame, dresser, mattress, and a coffee table. We loaded that shit up and went back to tiffys. Her parents left and me and tiff spent the next 4 hours building the shit. I have learned a few things after this weekend:

1) I am sooo diesel
2) Tiff and I kick ASS with a screwdriver
3) 2 people CAN fit into tiff’s bathroom even though tiff’s mom doesn’t think it can be done
4) Tiff will never forget to “get tickets” ever again ;-)
5) We needed a BIG ASS drink after all that work

Sunday me and tiff went to target and bed, bath, and beyond. And food shopping!

Monday night tiff came over for gossip and trivial pursuit.

Yesturday I rocked a big ass meeting for work. Last night I went to iron hill brewery in media with tiff and dooley where we had an eloquent discussion about vaginas, gay Tuesdays, and crooked penises. Hooray for our classiness.

Tonight I’m hitting up dinner and a movie with Caitlin!

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

This weekend was really fun :-)

I got to see Tiff's new apartment. WHICH IS SOOO CUTE! I can't wait for her to move out here!! After seeing the apartment, her parents took us out to lunch which was really nice of them. (FYI- Tiff's mom is crazy. nice. but crazy :-p )

After that I went over to Caitlins. It was so great seeing her again. I haven't seen her since b4 Christmas!!!! We hit up K of P mall in search of free goodies. We got free shit from Dove but we were royally shafted by Loreal. DAMN YOU LOREAL! We're supposed to hang out again soon! Holla at ya girl, caitlin ;-) lol




In case you ever doubted my classiness:
"If I hadn't had sex since August, I'd be running down the street naked, pulling cars over and fucking whoever was inside. And put that in your fuckin profile!"
--Me, on the phone with tiff last night.

jw75ship: booty call or not booty call? lol

jw75ship: that has the be the funniest journal entry i ever seen

Ghettobooty76H: im one classy bitch





Some people like my bad-eggness :-p

To booty call or not to booty call....


...that is the question

This week has been so much fun!

Tuesday night was awesome. I got to catch up with Kerry! Not much has changed for either of us. We are both still hoodlums. We went to the Bethlehem Brew Works then to good ol' Ground Round. Had a few drinks, a few laughs, it was really nice to see her again. (by the way, shout out to the random puerto rican guy who hooked us up! :-P )

Wednesday night, a co-worker of mine randomly asked me to go see some band that was playing in Manayunk. I didn't have shit to do , plus he's a cool guy so I went. OMG, I had so much more fun than I had expected. and... WHITE BOY CAN DANCE! Craziness. The band was hot too. Got home at around 1.

Yesterday, I was hungover at work. I didnt drink that much AT ALL but damn birthcontrol always fucks up my tummy when i drink :-( oh well.

Last night, I went out to dinner with Grandpa which was nice. I haven't seen him in a month. Then Melissa came over to watch Apprentice. Trump gets hotter and hotter after every episode. haha

BEST NEWS EVER: TIFF'S MOVIN TO PHILLY!!!!!! WOOOOO!

I'm really gonna try to update this shit more often. We'll see how that goes.

So I've decided to try to become a better person. I know , I know, How can I possibly improve on perfection? haha, riiiiiight. One of the many things I'm working on, is conquering some of my fears. I am DEATHLY afraid of roller coasters so I've decided to go to Hershey park with Melissa in May to get over this. I get so scared just thinking about it, but I am determined to do it. I think it will make me a stronger person....

Anyway...

I'm so excited for tonight. I'm going to dinner with my best friend from high school. I haven't seen Kerry in YEARS. I'm really looking forward to catching up with her. :-D

OK, i'm at work, so I better get going.

PEACE BITCHES!

hmmm, yea, i don't really have any thing to say, except,.....




























..... BOOBIES

ok, i haven't updated in AGES, oh well. I'm back bitches!

Here's my issue. Ok, pretend you are a REALLY ugly guy, does it make sense that you try to hit up a girl for a booty call when you treated her like shit 6 months ago and haven't talked to her since. Did you REALLY think you'd accomplish something? Some guys are just soooo clueless.

P.S. - ugly guys aren't allowed to be assholes. only the hot ones are.

Anyway, my weekend should be somewhat interesting. Night out on the town, in NYC, is tonight. then tomorrow and sunday, i'll be working at wawa (booo). At least I have the day off both jobs on Monday. Thank god for president's day.

This proves I'm incredibly bored right now:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Rebekah
2. Becky / bekka
3. Bitches

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Ghettobooty76h (I’ve had the same one since freshman yr at ship)
2, n/a
3. n/a

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. sense of humor
2. my ass
3. that’s about it

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my looks
2. my shyness
3. my ass (it’s a blessing and a curse) ;-)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. russian
2. german
3. polish

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. physics! (sorry chris)
2. why some girls keep going back to asshole guys
3. why people think im “pretty”

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. people who are constantly happy
2. when people lie
3. politics

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. sex
2. sex
3. sex

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. BITCHES!
2. MY HEART!
3. fuckin’

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Velvet Revolver
2. Kanyae West
3. Jay Z

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Pain by jimmy eat world
2. Fall to pieces, Velvet Revolver
3. Drop It Like It's Hot, Snoop Dogg Featuring Pharrell

THREE PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Jessica (at work)
2. Melissa (and smoochie)
3. Chris (on weekends)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS:
1. ability to have fun no matter what we do
2. that they are addicted to TV as much as I am
3. that they are there for me no matter what

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. to be able to be myself
2. ability to have fun together
3. hot sex!

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. a nice ass

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. watching the apprentice
2. going to the gym
3. gossiping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. chris
2. a raise
3. vodka cranberry

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. buy a beach house
2. go to amsterdam
3. get married.. I guess